Wow...

In preparation for my psychological assessment that will be happening next Tuesday, I had to take two assessments through a proctor. One of them was the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. It is 587 questions. Yep...it's a LOOOONG assessment. It consists entirely of true of false questions.

I had heard stories about this one. One person who took it awhile ago said one of the statements was, "I enjoy looking at my own feces." Going into it, I wasn't sure what to expect. Some favorites include:

• I have an obsession with fire. (True...I do. I hope they don't think I'm crazy)
• If I could sneak into a movie and I know I wouldn't get caught, I would do it. (False...that would be a red light).
• There are voices in my head that tell me what to do.
• There are people who are out to get me.
• I enjoy gardening.
• If I were to be a journalist, I would like to write sports stories.

Just imagine another 500 or so of those. Fun times.